Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Amber Rose has qot another fan.

Other than Travey and I =O


And its Miss Milian; Her outfit is pretty much thee same just less skin. I now see where thee blonde thinq came from. Smh - I would so banq that outfit thee same way Amber diddd =)

Saturday, March 28, 2009

True colors of yur favorite rapper.


Or whatever thee hell Pharrel is. Im not sure he's really anyones favorite but yu feel my flowww.

Apparently he's qot a danq bad temper on him & he likes to buq out on colleqe kiddiess .

Thursday, March 26, 2009

I heart tattoos & Rihanna.

But I still think she's dumb, and dumber for this new tat; and even dumber for qettinq a matchinq tattoo and Chris Brown on her handd . Smh, theyre done but she always has a memory of him on her hand where she can see it everytime she opens her eyes. Matchinq tattoos are okay I quess, as lonq as its not names/initials, but qet it somewhere that yu can cover up once in a while, and not just winter time with some qloves, Jeeeshiess =)
Btw; I think the hand tattoo is pretty damn qenius lookinq reqardless.

Not playinq niiice - be offended.

(Note: I'm doinq this from my sidekick so I apoloqize inadvance for any fuckupss.)

Okay soo there is a certain body out there who just can't help themselves and just has to run around talkinq shit about me ; I really have no problem with people talkinq shit about me, it just shows that I'm that much better than em. But when the motherfucker is my flippinq family then we have a fuckinq problem, esp. when my dad is hearinq the flippinq bullshit yur makinq up. Like who thee fuck are yu to qo makinq shit up, and somethinq so pitiful like that? And I know I can just confront this certain body about this but I already know everythinq will qet denied or yu'll "call me back because yur busy at thee moment" because yu already know I'm the last person yu wana fuck with. So here yu fuckinq qo - yur def qna read this since yu keep yurself updated with everyother part of my life. No need for me to sit here ans state what was said by yu. Def lost all respect I had for yuu, consider yurself dead in my eyess. Forqet my nameee.

And stop fuckinq bitinq my swaqq, dumb little bitches =)

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Monday, March 23, 2009

Thee Amber Rose Epidemic continuess .


One bad bitch I would love to qo shoppinq with.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

And now they wana reveal what they've been hidinq.


Finally I can see thee Sprinq 2 for MTTM, after I already purchased the shirts I wanted today. Smh . Not too bad. Nothinq qreat, but still better than thee first collection in my opinion.

New York Ink =)



So today was just one of those days that I thouqht was qoinq to be a qood day because I had plans all set and I was just soo anxious to qo about these planss . Then at thee last moment somethinqs wronq with everyone ofcourseee .I had plans to qo shoppinq but nope, people are stuck other places, then some people dont answer their phone like I qive a flyinq fuck, just answer and say yu dont wana chill so I can qo about my day without yu instead of fuckinq around and wastinq time. And then yesterday, whoop dont even qet me started, was tired beyond belief. Wake me up at 630, and then I have work all day, then spend what felt like years just to qet to NY and when I finally arrive Im still wastinq timee . Jeeeesh, anyways back to my tattt - since everyone flaked (My how I hate that word) on me I qrew sooo bored with my day and I was searchinq thru my purse to see what I could find that would entertain me and I found a little sheet of paper of somethinq I drew at work and I thouqht "this would be a cool tat," then I was like "whoaa, TAT!! My tattoo quy misses me I bet so I miqht as well pay him a visit," and before yu knew it he was talkinq me into fersurely qettinq a tat as usual. I love himmm . He's such a pussy, he doesnt have any tats, and he just qot his first 5 five piercinqs, theyre all in his ears. Hes "scared of the pain." Thank God its his brother doinq my tatss =). Yep Yepp , Im done babblinqq , Enjoy my sexy tat with my sexy MOB leqqinqs that constantly reveals my butt crack and makes thee fellas whistleee =)

Friday, March 20, 2009

And they continues to screw with me.

Like this is all I ever see - thee Spring 1 while the 2 continues to load but never actually doess =/

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Feelinq like ishh =|


Thee famous Cotton Candy Blizzard from Dairy Queen - has qot me feelinq like complete shit riqht now . I love this shit soo much but Im flippinq lactose and tolerant soo Im so ready to throw up riqht now and that picture is makinq me want some more =|

Not much else to say today , maybe tmrw when Im feelinq better .

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Amber Rose | Shopppinq =)

Just because shes hot and I cant qet enouqh of her & she's wearinq my favorite American Apparel Disco Pant and qot a cutie on her arm =)


I came to thee conclusion that if I dont qo shoppinq soon enouqh Im qoinq to lose my flippinq head. Savinq money is def not in my list of many talents, and if I have thee money Im qna spend it so I miqht as well qet my danq Sprinq clothes. Im probly qna qo this weekend and start my Sprinq shoppinq. Then Ill wait another two weeks to qo aqainn =)
*Sunday in Soho ? - Possibility ! Who's followinqq ? Ahem , Little Tee Money ?


Patiently awaitinq Part 2 .



Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Prom 2009 .

Last year I didnt qo to prom because I prefered qoinq shoppinq than wastinq thee cash flow to party with thee uqlies that attend KHS , but since it is my senior year I quess I kinda should qo just for thee experience . . . Screw it - I just wana qet all prettied up and danceeee =)

These two are thee dresses Im lookinq to qett . I hate lonq dresses - they make me feel restricted and extra sweaty . I want somethinq short and puffy and this is pretty much ittt . Im not sure what color yet thooo , it all depends on my shoes but Im leaninq towards thee white one ; and I must say thee shoes and earrinqs Ive been lookinq at are thee businesssss =)

*Ill def. be customizinq the dress a tid bit tho, just soo its like flawless ; at least in my eyess .





Gettinq real jealouss .

Amber Rose - for like thee 05385306369456755 time .
She deserves a trophy - shes flippinq b a d - even tho a certain body thinks she looks like a cancer patient ; jeeeesh , shorty is thee shit =)



Monday, March 16, 2009

Luxury Tax - Now just a brand ; Soon an epidemic .

And now presentinq to yu Luxury Tax by thee biq sis Glitter Marchetta .
Friday July 31, 2009 its fersurely qoinq downn =)
At Steel Horse's Motorcycle Clubhouse from Seven PM to Eleven PM .
There will be red carpet photoqraphy, quest interviews, on floor photoqraphy, performances, etc.

Tickets qo on sale May firstt !
VIP tickets - $26
[VIP will qet yu front & second row seats, Luxury Tax qoody baqs, champaqne and appetizers courtesy of Andie's Dauqhters Caterinq Service.]
Tickets for yu "requlars" - $16
[Thee "requlars" just qet third row seatinq and thee chance to be at thee qreatest fashion show they're ever qoinq to attend =) ]
*To RSVP tickets before they qo on sale - E-mail Luxurytaxbygm@yahoo.com with the first and last name of all the attendees .
*Guest list is LIMITED TO 350 GUESTS ! 75 VIP , 275 "requlars".


Contact info & directions cominq sooon !
REMEMBER - Keep checkinq back for more details here and on taxtakeover.blogspot.com


&& Glitter is lookinq for two more models . Any heiqht accepted, size 27 or less. If yur interested e-mail her at LUXURYTAXBYGM@YAHOO.COM !

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Screw yu .


Was happy today , real happy ... but now its like whateverr , fuck yu , fuck she , fuck he , fuck everyonee.

*Goooqle searches qet depressinqq =x


&BTW lost thee wire for my camera so uploadinq new photos is a naaat! for a while , uqhh .

Saturday, March 14, 2009

"I just sound like money , baby I shoulda been a porche."


Im about to be a flippinq problem - I see it already .

Just qot paid after two days of work and danqqq I feel qood lolll =) I did like nothinq at all , just answer calls , talk about colleqe with the other qirl there , and shred paper ALL day and I mean ALL day like ALLLLL day . Like that was thee funnest part , I love thee paper shredder for no reason lol . This weekend Im stayinq home and focusinq on qettinq my shit toqether (Chasity - yu understand meh riqhtt ?) Hehee anyways Im happy , just wish I was with my huney so I can be happier because Lord knows hes the best at makinq me happy =)

- He be makinq me smile somethinq like thiss , dimples and all , and yu know Im really happy when my dimples show =)


*Pic from winter2007
Eeeek , all this happiness talk is nauseatinqq .

Person of thee Day .

Renee . She took notice today that we've been best friends for thee past six years . Theres is oh so much I can say about her but seriously I dont qot that much space on here , so yeh we'll drop this here . & toot toot to her awesome qrandpa who qets me drunk because its his birthdayy =) - Love yuu "Double stuffinqq" =)

* & here we qo like two years aqoo . I miss that tann =)

Hatinq , yet aqain | My Wonderful Day .

Look who it is once aqain , my new favorite - Not even thee couple anymore , just this Amber Rose huneyy . Came to thee conclusion that all this "hatinq|jealousy" posts , I havent really been hatinq on them at all , just this bad ass bitch =)


My day (Idqaf if yu care or not.) :
- So my day went like this - Wake up , shower , take days to find a sonq to qet dressed to and actually qet dressed . Schoool (Jail/hell/crazy house) , and school was normal I quess , nothinq crazy cept two friends went hard on eachother and one ended up cryinq (pussy ass , fuckinq suck it up), and thee one teacher that annoys the hell outta my ass crack I actually had a decent conversation with her and she ended up askinq me if I was in a relationship (weirdoo , why she cares ? Idk .) Yada yada yahhh , I left school and went to Rita's with Renee & Kels , saw So-so and Bri there , and I qot a Manqo Banana Gelati (shit was qreattttt) , then went to thee mall with Renee and some other qirl that qraduated last yearr , At thee mall Renee like always can never make up her mind and my ADHD led me to the Apple store and I ended up qettinq a new iPod touchh (whooop) . Then Renee said "Im not leavinq here without anythinq , so we finally took thee shoppinq thinq seriously and started tryinq shit on . I tried shit on but qot a phone call that completely took my attention and then turned my mood down even tho I said I was alriqht I really wasntt , so I bouqht nothinq I tried on . Then after leavinq thee mall us three went to Renee's qrandparents house and it was her qrandpa's bday so he popped his champaqne and since I suck at drinkinq horribly thee little amount he did qive me qot me wasted lol . Then I came home and made up my bed so my mom would be happy and she didnt take notice I was crazier than usual , and I talked on the phone til I passed out and I just woke up not too lonq aqo and now Im probly qna lay down and waittt , Yess - just fuckinq waitt .

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Nothinq to do & a whole day to do it ?

Get aud-a hereee !

Whooop - thee Mula has been employedd =)

So below is pretty much what I have to see & deal with from now on . Plus phone calls and writinq out checks , watchinq tv , eatinq cookies , drinkinq coffee and thinkinq about how Im qna spend that checkk =)

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

There's just somethinq about these females .

Who knows . Maybe its just thee simple little fact that they are beyond brolic, with masculine facial features, an Adam's apple ... oh yeh , and a peepee in their pantiess . SMH Jamaicans are qettinq stranqer as thee days qo on .
*And I love how thee DJ is in thee backqround sayinq "not me" constantly, like not even wana be there .

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Tribute to my Nails =|

(Warninq : Yu may not care but I do, if yu have a problem thee X can be located in the upper riqht hand corner.)
Geovan made me break a flippinq nail today , and no Im not one of those kinda people but my nails have been qrowinq since about December or January-ish and I wasnt really tryinq to qrow em lonq , they just happened to qet that way and I was like "damn I love em". I eventually qrew emotionally attached to em ; and like two weeks aqo Dave made me break one and I leqitly started cryinq because I was soo anqry and it takes hell for me to cry, so yu can only imaqine how I feel about my nails lol . Anyways , I cut all of my nails because I dont want two short and eiqht lonq so now Im just qna make em qrow backk I quess . I know Anali and Clarissa are happy theyre short (Theyre thee only ones that hated em).



Gna miss paintinq my lonq nailss =/

Hatinq still .

And Im qna keep hatinq til they break up | &BTW - that one piece is qeniuss .

Monday, March 9, 2009

On thee Mind | Person of thee Day

On my mind -
I am so flippinq bored out of thee ass riqht now . Im tired as hell , yepp . I went to the qym today and qot a killer ass workout . Im really not feelinq this time chanqe thinq, but Ill qet used to it . & to be honest I dont feel like sharinq anymore of whats on my brainn =)


Person on thee Dayy - Madison , duh ! She's thee funniest thinq ever . I love her too much . She's been chillinq around my house since she was six months old and had absolutely no hair on her head ; Now shes three and qot some lonq ass wild curly hair that she only lets me and Lilly comb for her . She calls me her sister , but she's the "Princess." Everytime she makes a mess and I qet mad she says "Its okay Trish , yu can clean it up." And even tho she can drive me crazy with the way she talks nonstop and she acts like a spoiled baby and I cant stand that because Im thee baby too , she still puts a smile on my face every sinqle time she's around .

Daily Dose of Jealousy .

And Lord knows Im an addict for leqqinqs - & these leqqinqs are just another reason to hate on this chic .



Thee Many Types of Females .

[Everythinq italicized is what I'd say I am =) & No I did not write all of this, I dont have that much time on my handss . ]

(1)
Ms. Gold-Digger

Advantages
a. You have some one to manage your money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other niggas jealous.
d. She makes you look good.

Disadvantages
a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day.

(2)
Ms. Freak (secret lover)

Advantages
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She'll try everything more than once.
c. You're never unsatisfied.
d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.

Disadvantages
a. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she's your "main".
c. She fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak.
d. Eventually her shit gets old. And you need a replacement.



(3)
Ms. Independent

Advantages
a. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it.
b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
c. She's great for (business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man.

Disadvantages
a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say fuck you and get a dildo.
c. She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals.


(4)
Ms. Dyme

Advantages

a. She's top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
d. She considers herself a "model"
e. Gets you on hard whenever you see her.
f. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care.

Disadvantages
a. She's superficial. She cares only about her looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game up b/c every nigga is gonna try to get her.

(5)
Ms. Tomboy

Advantages
a. She's cool and laid back.
b. She'll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around.
f. She's a diamond in the rough.

Disadvantages
a. She'll remind you too much of your nigga.
b. She might not want to change her appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.

(6) Ms. Ghetto

Advantages
a. She's not afraid of any other female or male.
b. She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail.
c. She's always stays fresh.
d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.

Disadvantages
a. She doesn't know how to act in public.
b. Your mama can't stand her.
c. You get into with her every other second.
d. She's willing to fight another girl looking at you or her PERIOD.
e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal.


(7)
Ms. Good Girl

Advantages
a. She's always there for you.
b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man.

Disadvantages
a. She's an A or B situation either:
A. You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married or
B. She said she's never done - she said she's never tried - she's sitting there telling a muthafukkin' lie.

(8) Ms. Main

Advantages
a. She is the one you respect.
b. She probably may know about the others but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a female.
d. You've been with her forever.

Disadvantages
a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your ass


(9) Ms. Psycho

Advantages
a. She's fun and spontaneous.
b. She's down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.

Disadvantages
a. Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your ass.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side.
e. Fuckin' with her can make your life a living hell.


(10) Ms. I have a Man

Advantages
a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with her.

Disadvantages
a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your ass.
d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.

(11) Ms. Tease

Advantages
a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy. (So Ive been told.)
b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
(So Ive Been told , minus thee athletic.)
c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every nigga wants her b/c she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.

Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable) < itt ="">


(12) MRS. RIGHT

Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200uota yet she gives her man an extra 10åbr>g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your *bleep*. But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman.

Disadvantage
a. You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go.


*Looks like Im M r s R i q h t t =)

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Still Jealous . . .

Gotta face it - Amber Rose is a bad bitch , period .

Randomness | Person of thee Day =)

Random photos that took forever to qet posted (ahem lol) .




*PERSON OF THEE DAY - this is my sister; I love her with all my heart . Shes always there for me throuqh anythinq and everythinq I qo throuqh. Shorty means thee world to me .

Friday, March 6, 2009

Aw man , who is zat cutie over dur ?

What I used to look like back in 2006 LMAO =)

Thee Razor phone with my Tweety Bird cover ! Oww !


(*Imaqes from my FIRST myspace - like four Myspaces aqo , I always qet a new one everytime I break 1000 friends lol )

Me & my kid shop in Cookies - Problem ?

It feels like just thee other day I was sayinq kids should NOT be havinq kids , and that also qoes for teenaqerss . Jeeesh , 17 & havinq a baby = bummer . Oh and lets not forqet thee fact that yu deadass just stopped shoppinq at Cookies yur damn self because yur mom wouldnt let yu shop elsewhere . Godddanqq lil mama .


Thursday, March 5, 2009

Waitt, did yu really just say that ... to me ?

Aww sheitt , Im proud of yu daddy - Finally admittinq that thee Mula is always riqht , even tho yu tried sayinq it was all sarcasm, yu know that I know that yu already know I am actually always riqhtt =)

Pathetic Celebritiess .

Will this ever endd ? Not them - but thee flippinq news on them everywhere . Like nobody qives a fuck at this pointt ; I like Rihanna but shes obviously a dumb bitch that cant fiqht , and Chris Brown just needs to qo kill himself at this point - Nobody likes yu anymore & I still dont know why anyone really did in thee first place .


“Rihanna told her frie
nd, ‘It’s not his fault. When he hurts me, he’s a beast, but then he turns into my angel … He’ll hit me and then feel bad afterwards, but then he turns into the sweetest man and becomes my angel. He’ll cry like a little baby when he makes it up to me, and that’s the part I love.’”
*Smhh , bitches cant be this dumb .


And look whos talkinq shit about Beyonce & Ciara - SMH . She should sit hers down , her sonqs are all turn offs . I only listen to Lil Wayne's part.

Quantcast

I Love Colleqe , but not this onee =)

I qot accepted into colleqee ! Only problem is I DONT WANA GO THERE . All thee way in Rhode Island ; Like I dont even know where on the map that isss . And look at these dorks below - Can yu really see ME beinq surrounded by people like thiss ? I cant either . Why I applied here ? I dont even know .



And this what I'd look like after qraduationn ? Eeeek !

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Am I jealous or whatt ?

Yu bet I am - Shes flippinq hot & hes not too bad himselff ; they make a qreat couple (Not better than Keith & Poca tho;)). Will these two last ? Most likely nott, shes a video vixen & he a rapper, I doubt hes qna settle for her. Honestly, I think theyre toqether because she compliments his style, but whateverrr, theyre still cute.



*&BTW -Here qoes a quick flick of THEE GREATEST COUPLE THERE IS; fuck how yu feeel . Thee only couple Ill ever really be jealous off =)